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Internet Man Loses Facebook’s Prized Balloon to Chief Tchad Beale
Rockford, IL – A self-proclaimed social media guru initiated a verbal spar with our editor Chief Beale yesterday. The half imaginary fight took place inside the comments section of a mutual contact’s post regarding Transform Rockford, the recent push for
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Mr. Lobo Nails Guitar Solo on Metallica’s “One” at Whiskeys
Rockford, IL – Mr. Don Lobo has been rocking out to good times with his buddies in their popular Metallica cover band Lars Matters for years. However, nothing tops the guitar solo he nailed on their improvised version of “One” by the metal
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Poork Town: Rockfordians Petition to Make KFC Original Recipe the State Bird
[hr] Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor, and proud. [hr] Rockford, IL – While many congressmen in Illinois return to
Read MoreMap of Most Fertile Forest City Crime Region Revealed 0
Rockford, IL – A map revealing the most fertile crime region in the city of Rockford, IL, was released by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) earlier today. The areas on the map highlighted in pink show the highest amount of crime. Crime
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Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our
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Wanda James Wakes Up With a Dream on MLK Day
UPDATE: January 22nd, 2013 Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com reported on Martin Luther King Jr’s Day below – January 21st, 2013 – that local woman, Wanda James, had awakened from a dream and a poem she had wanted to share with all
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