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City Arrest Records
Weenie Bagel County Arrest Records MORALESLUNA, MYNOR 11/30/2014: IMPERSONATING A BEAR DRESSING IN DRAG COLLINS, CAROL 11/29/2014: INTOXICATED IN PUBLIC BOISJOLIE, CURTIS 11/29/2014: CARRY/CONCEAL STOLEN SANDWICHES LYNCH, BRYAN 11/28/2014: ADDICT IN POSSESSION OF GUNS AND ROSES ALVARADOTACO-CHINCHILLA, GERRY 11/27/2014: INTOXICATED
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We are NOT Venusian lungsuckers!
Dear Rockford I am Nvrborgevtt from Nillgil FOUR Again we have the mix-up last night. We were hovering over your fair city, still scanning for any humanoid women who undress with blinds unclosed. (Our study of human mammary gland tissues
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My problem with Rockford
My problem with Rockford I always drink a glass of Rockford before bed, its never been a problem. I wake from nightmares often and it helps me to sleep throughout the whole night. Then somewhere along the way, on my
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Black Friday +Bourbon County Stout =mass confusion.
ROCKFORD——-To most Rockfordians and some hillbillies from Byron, Black Friday means shitloads of coked out shoppers (that have been up all night if you know what I mean) waiting in lines four hours or more just to violently climb over
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Do not touch Poop.
Experts are learning more about how to contain the virus that has infected around 7,500 people in West Africa as you know something terrible always seems to find it’s way to Rockford so it is only a matter of time.
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Looking for Mr. Right
I am an egotistical, unbalanced, self absorbed, shallow, and vapid Rockfordian woman. I am looking for a man with money (lots of money) who will take care of me (but we wont have sex) and allow me to live a
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