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Pope Coming to Rockford
Rockford grant me the strength to handle life’ ups and downs, And to be horny all the time even when I am sick. Rockford grant me the courage to stand up for what I believe in, And to be horny all
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Positive Feedback is so Inspiring
RKFDNews.com has received great, positive feedback. The people have spoken. We want to share our positive feedback with our readers and stalkers. All of you are very inspiring. Bill Harmon (Stillman Valley) May 1 2013 I had to pause half
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Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our
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Unemployed Engineer Wakes Up From Dream To Share It With Internet
Rockford , IL – Local unemployed engineer, Ronald Donaldson, emailed RKFDNews.com about a dream he had this morning – that he also shared with his friend’s friends on facebook – that he now wants to share with all of us. Thank you, Mr. Donaldson, for sharing your dream with us. Read below for his transcript.
“Dear RKFD News,
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Faith-Based Donut Shop “Glory Holes” Has Record Breaking Grand Opening
Rockford — 18th Avenue was ablaze this morning, as the crowd shuffled in for the opening of the latest faith-based coffee and donut shop. Glory Holes opened its doors to an enthusiastic audience that was strewn around the block. “We’ve
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Local Factory Uses False Hope to Heat Building
ROCKFORD, IL – In an attempt to move its factory into the modern green era, a Rockford cannery successfully began harvesting the broken dreams and aspirations of its workers as an energy source to heat the building. “I played a little football
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