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Battle for Middle Earth Climaxes to a Pause
Rockford, IL – The battle for Middle Earth reached a climax in Rockford last night. Everyone moaned to a pause to check their smart phones for a few minutes. Minutes are now hours. Instagram feeds became overloaded touch-screens with photos
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War Rages On: Local Broccoli Inventors Suffer Positivity Attack
Rockford, IL – War Rages On in Rockford, IL. The battle for Auto-Zone’s parking lot on North Main Street was the scene of defeat for the Logic Squadron this past weekend. John and his wife, Rinny Roderick – local Logic
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ROCKFORD — Four small children linked to at least one armed robbery of an Oberweiss milk delivery driver were arrested on a charge of armed robbery and biting.Several robberies have been reported around the area all with similar stories. Three
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Local Positivity Fights Economic Logic
Rockford, IL – The war is raging on. Positivity is at an all-time high around the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Sounds and Visions. The battle against logic for possession of peoples’ minds has taken it’s battle to popular social media
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