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Cheap Trick Featuring Daxx at the Coronado Theater
Cheap Trick Featuring Daxx Nielsen at the Coronado Theater is being hosted in sunny downtown Rockford, IL, on Saturday, November 21st, 2015!
Join the staff of RkfdNews at Octane, a block from the Coronado in the hornets nest, for an Espresso Martini before the concert to maybe meet Daxx in person! Maybe wish him luck or buy him shots of espresso martinis. Also: Daxx, Chief Vannigan, Johnny Emerald the IIIrd, Willard Hunter, Ron Kites, Chuck Toncha and Chief Beale might be on hand to sign your tits and grip some dicks– for America! Equality!
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