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Eat Beef, Save Rockford!

Eat Beef, Save Rockford!

Screen Shot 2014-08-04 at 8.32.21 AMWe must eat more beef to save The Rockford. You have 10 days to reach a sales goal of 10 shirts to make this Tee a reality.

$15 – $18 per shirt, depending on the brand you choose:  Hanes Tagless, Canvas, American Apparel.  Do you prefer your shirts sleeveless, there’s a tank top option!  Hahaha.

Look at the amazing profits we stand to earn if we can sell 10 or more shirts!  The profits earned will go in our staff’s steak dinner jar and one day we’ll buy a nice 10 – 12 oz Rib Eye steak or two to grill and slice up into little nibbles for our writers to enjoy with their porridge, potatoes and bread–Rockford style.

Back of shirt sports a nice reminder who made this shirt for you to break the noose.

Back of shirt sports a nice reminder who made this shirt for you to break the noose.

CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOW, YOU HAVE 10 DAYS TO BREAK THE NOOSE OR LOOSE IT FOREVER.  HAHAHA.  Seriously.

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