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Lord Jesus Appears On The Rockford First Downtown Building
Rockford, IL – An image of the Son of God, Jesus Christ (who also happens to be Our Lord and Savior), appeared on The Rockford First City Downtown building this morning.
Greg LeBurger and his lawyer friends were enjoying a nice cup of coffee with the rest of City Hall’s upper administration at Wired Cafe when he saw Jesus appear.
“I told you. I told all of of you that the Lord was going to save The Rockford!”, said LeBurger to the cafe onlookers.
Fox News and CNN are on the scene. You will know more information about Our Lord Jesus’s appearance in The Rockford of Illinois when we learn more.
– Gilbert Grebner
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