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Mayor Barry and RarRarStar Emails To Be Published
The 437 page book will also feature national jokes about Rockford by locals who left their hometown a very long time ago to make a name for themselves elsewhere. “Shut Up!“ will also feature archived copies of RarRarStar’s editorial essays that analyze such national jokes about our love of Taco Bell and getting drunk, or earning a DUI to enjoy our love of riding a bike– still drunk.
You be nice to Taco Bell, Tasha!
You be nice to Tasha, RarRarStar!
You be nice to RarRarStar and RarRarTimes, Mayor Barry!
– Nate, Brother of Gene
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