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Johnny Emerald The IIIrd – Live In-Studio Interview & Performance on 104.9 FM’s Low Budget Morning Show

Rockford, IL – Rockford’s homeless sensation, Johnny Emerald The IIIrd, performed two songs live in-studio and sat down with Jim ‘Stone’ and Terry ‘Double T’ Turren on November 25th, 2013.  The morning hosts of the Low Budget Morning Show on

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Rockford Named Jizz City, USA

Rockford, IL –  America’s contributions to world culture includes jazz, baseball (debatable), soda pop, Levis, the Simpsons, Baywatch, commercialized evangelism, hip-hop, country-pop music (the bad kind, circa 1985 to present) , hillbilly pride, ebonics, cheap beer, skunk weed, porn and

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Dear FEDS, help… please help us.

Rockford, IL – Dear FEDs, official agents of truth and national news stuff, please take a thorough look through the financial books of every agency, organization, board, acting as a public charity in affiliation with the City of Rockford. Please

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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes

Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years.  Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40

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Roundabout Counting on Starbucks For a “Boost in Business”

  SERIOUS NOOSE = Real, original, breaking news that is much funnier and truer than any honest noose we truthfully make up to break. To learn about other Serious Noose winners, click here. Rockford, IL – The much-talked about Main St. and

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“Rockford Positivity” Candles Now Available – Light Up Your Dark Life & Negative Nights

Rockford, IL – Our second “Serious Noose” trophy goes to Candle Crest Soy Candles, located in scenic Rockford, IL.   The local small business unveiled their “Rockford Positivity” candles today on the internet.  The excitement took over our noose staff. The

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