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The Silent Siren™ – Anger is Good, Rockford, There’s Not Enough of It
Rockford, IL – Dr. T.V. proposed one of my often shared thoughts on the big bad monster known as the Rockford on the internets this week. Here is an excerpt from the Dr.’s thoughts: “… I have a right to express a
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The Silent Siren™ – Stephen Baldwin and Kickstarter, Thank You For The Nail That’s Hitting Another Nail in Our Rockford Cross!
Rockford, IL – As reported by the Rockford Register Star and WIFR, Stephen Baldwin is scheduled to star in a faith based sitcom about a pastor who inherits a bar– in Rockford. We wish this was a story we could’ve made
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Teen Forced Down, Tattooed Against Will
Rockford, IL – A gang of ex-teachers and laid off factory workers shocked a teenager with a tazerstick and tattooed “Rockford” on his forehead in a sickening attack. Edward “Eddie” Edwardson, 18, was left for dead by the gang who also
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The Silent Siren™ – Circle Jerking Causes Blindness or Why Can’t We Go To The Movies To Escape Reality For 2 Hours Without Being Reminded of Where We Live?
Circle jerking each other on behalf of civic pride in broad daylight–mainly downtown–isn’t creating jobs, Rockford. It’s causing community blindness. Considering the almost über-spiritual positive response that circle jerking community philanthropists enjoy participating in around Rockford, nothing will change but
Read MoreTHE SILENT SIREN™ – The Risks of Becoming a Meddling Local Artist
Dear Rockford, Hello, I am your editor and Chief, Tchad Beale. This message begins a series on RKFDnews.com called, “The Silent Siren.”™ I will take the time once in a dark moon to discuss some thoughts with you. Today’s topic
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Ice Cream Man Serves Up Twenty Two Gallons of PepperMint Chocolate Jesus
Rockford, IL – The city’s favorite ice cream man made an unexpected stop at St. Charles’ Field of Hearts Church, Inc. tonight. In honor of the holiday season, the ice cream man showed up during halftime of the Monday night
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