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Flex Bentley Transforms Lorde’s “Royals” into Transform “Rockford” Anthem
Local pop star and lead singer of Pablo & The Rhythmix, Flex Bentley, has remixed Lorde’s hit song, “Royals,” into a Transform “Rockford” anthem. Some locals are not happy. Below is the hit song parody and a screen capture of
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Passion & Hard Work Will Not Open Doors Without Crumbling Your Rockford Cornbread Into Positivity Pudding
Coffee With Chief Tchad Letters From Our Editor, Chief Tchad Beale Hello, Rockford, it’s been awhile since we’ve talked. It’s me again, Chief Tchad Beale. I am one of the most powerful internet men in the United States of Your City
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The Rock River
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. In this week’s column I’m not going to discuss Rock River’s prior wrongdoings. Instead, I intend to focus only on Rock River’s current, craven epigrams. It may help if I
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Chick Filet to Open New Location Downtown
Rockford, IL – “Before we even opened our door, we received such overwhelming support with fans camping out in well below zero temperatures proving people in Rockford can’t get enough fried food. It’s hard to ignore Rockford’s need for chain
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Local Swedish Man Likes Big Butts and He Can Not Lie
Rockford, IL – It took awhile for local native, Gerald Hennsliss, to realize what set him apart from other Swedish men at the Rockford YMCA. “I found myself losing focus in the gym. Whether I was pumping weights or shooting
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Study Proves That Making Less Money Equals Less Happiness and More Death
Rockford, IL – The Winnebago Department of Health, Transformation of Emotions and Demographic Awareness released the report to a controversial study today. The 760 page document was put together by county scientists, physicians and economists who studied the emotional and
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