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Local Lady Sick of Nepotism, Yells at Famous Rockford Facebook Page
Rockford, IL – Local woman, Christina Rice, wrote us a chilling story about her feelings for the city she lives in and the upcoming election it faces. Dear RKFDNEWS, I will not be voting to re-elect my city’s mayor because
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SupplyCorn Stuns City With Name Change to SupplyPorn
Rockford, IL – What a twisted, unpredictable 24 hours it has been for the City of Rockford, it’s hopeful leaders and depressed civilians. We broke news about Newton, Iowa’s, largest manufacturer, SupplyCorn, moving it’s business to downtown Rockford. We asked
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SupplyCorn Moves to Rockford
Rockford, IL – Let us give a warm welcome to SupplyCorn™. They’ve relocated their headquarters to downtown Rockford all the way from Newton, Iowa. This new and exciting company is responsible for making corn soup packets and other corn related
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Bartender Promoted To Strudel Chef
Articles receiving overwhelming site traffic from targeted regional IPs auto-translate themselves to that region’s language. Th’ noo economah is bein’ recalculated t’noo heights in Rockfo’d, IL. No certificashun needed, a local man wakes up fum slin’in’ shots an’ gittin’ ev’ryone
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Local Positivity Fights Economic Logic
Rockford, IL – The war is raging on. Positivity is at an all-time high around the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Sounds and Visions. The battle against logic for possession of peoples’ minds has taken it’s battle to popular social media
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Michael Kleen Gets Dirty
Michael Kleen the Republican candidate hoping for the position of Mayor in Rockford for the upcoming 2013 primarys has started the mud flinging early. Kleen has bought the domain www.larrymorrissey.com to use as his own. A dirty and typical unclean campaign
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