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Dreams Run Away, We Know Why
Rockford, IL– Any dream can run away at any time if the circumstances are right. Believe me, if they’re under enough stress, any dream can justify running away. Don’t forget the golden rule of chasing waterfalls by TLC, running away
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Local Criminals Giving Thanks For Free XBox Machine
Rockford, IL – Local criminals have gathered by the dozens throughout the Northern IL state-line. They are giving thanks today to all home-owners, businesses, and pedestrians that have helped them achieve and obtain everything they could’ve ever needed to be
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Balloon Man Robs Store of Cash and Snickers Bars
Rockford, IL — A man using a balloon filled with an unidentified substance got an undisclosed amount of cash today by robbing the city’s very profitable Half Dollar General Store. The robbery occurred at 4:20 p.m. at 1015 Charles St. A
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Rockford Golfers Welcome African-American Golfers and Ludacris to Roscoe, IL
Ludacris to Perform At The Inaugural and Internationally Historic Civil Rights Golf Sporting Festival in Roscoe, IL, May 13-20th, 2013. Rockford, IL – One of Rockford, IL’s many, many Whiteys-only Golf Clubs, The Rockford Green Dogs, has come up with
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Where’s Rick? There’s Larry! #2
Rick Nielsen Sighting provided by Kraig Nichols, Rockford, IL: “Spotted Rick this morning at the Stop-N-Go on North Main Street. It looked like he had a bottle of YooHoo in his hands. I waited behind him in line for quite
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RKFDP Officers and Fox Standoff Ends In Sticky Situation
Rockford, IL – A very sticky situation went down in Rockford last night. A Fox defending himself with his gluegun was fatally shot by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers following a standoff in the far west side early Monday morning. The
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