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У нас не было ничего общего с фальшивой новости
Мы не имеем ничего общего с фальшивой новости, циркулирующей в интернет-матери земли Америки.
Мы слишком заняты, с нашим снегом и нашей водки, чтобы заботиться о фекалиях социальных медиа мелкой американца.
Donald Trump это не наш кукольный или наша русская матрешка. Как и вы, мы считаем, что он оранжевый продолговатые идиот. Возьмите на себя ответственность за свои действия, Америки. Вы сделали это сами. Да здравствует преобразование родины Rockford. Да здравствует поддельные новости. Град Trump!
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