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Back to homepageRussian Sleeper Agent Accidentally Activated at CNVR Poetry Night
Rockford, IL – CNVR doesn’t seem like the kind of venue you would find a deep-cover KGB operative. This small dimly-lit art place thing is supposed to be an incubator for creativity, not espionage. However, questions can and should be
Read MoreBeyonce Camp Has 0 Interest With Performing In Rockford
Rockford, IL – Beyoncé’s team has reported zero interests with performing in Rockford at the annual Davis Park Festival during Labor Day Weekend this year. “I do not belief this. First it was Bell Biv Devoe that backed out of
Read MoreMagic 8 Ball: Mayor Barry Will Resign To Work For Gorman & Company
Rockford, IL – Gorman & Company, based out of Wisconsin, has hired Mayor Barry Morrison according to our magic 8 ball. Gorman is behind major poverty-profitable projects in the Rockford region including the Hotel stuff, Chinese investments, and the Rockford
Read MoreWe Endorse Caitlyn Jenner To Lead Rockford Transformation
Rockford, IL – Transformation is in the air. Who better than to take Rockford’s first phase of transformation, Vison, to its second level, Reality? Caitlyn Jenner. We the people of Rockford endorse you to lead us from Vision to Reality in
Read MoreRockford, We Are Not The Onion and I Own a Yacht
Hello, it’s me again: Nate, Gene’s brother. I’m writing to you from a yacht off the coast of the Cayman Islands that Linda and I live on during these long, cold midwestern winters. It’s so warm here, and the people
Read MoreOldest North American Tree Accidentally Discovered in Rockford
Rockford, IL – The City of Rockford’s Parks and Recreation Department (RPRD) accidentally discovered another reason to label our region “The Forest City“: A Giant Sequoia tree was removed from the property currently occupied by Portillo’s during it’s construction in early 2015.
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