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Bye bye 2021 happy 2022 rockford smells still New Year: Covid Update
People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms to severe illness. These symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure to the virus: FeverCoughUpdating status on FacebookBuying porn on AmazonPosting stupid pictures on
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Rockford Mayor Fuels Fued With Locals Over Trump Tribute Wall
Rockford, IL — Mayor McNamara’s quest to build as much of his border wall around the City of Rockford as possible before a new Walgreens and Mobile gas station is developed is newly angering landowners and authorities in the Roscoe and Rockton region.
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Beephatillo’s – New Rockford Restaurant to Fulfill Voters’ Beef and Pork Demands
Rockford, IL – Our staff here at rkfdnews.com has decided to open up its own Rockford area fat food restaurant, Beephatillo’s. Please help us make our local mystery train, hotel and casino dreams come true by buying one of our artist series
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Free PDF Download of our Debut Book, “Believe”
“Believe“, by the RkfdNews staff, is our nationally published debut book. It was released on December 1st, 2014. Stories about Rockford and its proud American community deserve to be virally shared (for free) to help celebrate our great nation’s upcoming birthday! In
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Rockford City Council Votes in Favor of Forcing Community to Give Free Hugs to All Jays, Gregs, Gordons, Steves and More
Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrison’s city-wide proposal to force every citizen to hug anyone named Steve, Jay, Dan, Gordon, Dave, Ed, Larry, Linda, Heather, Paul, Pablo, Pawelek, Jay again, Kent, Sparky and Mark was approved in an astounding 11-1 vote by Rockford’s City Council this
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RKFDNEWS EXCLUSIVE: Michael Kleen, 2013 Mayoral Candidate, Reveals New Book: “Rockford Confidential”
Rockford, IL – Michael Kleen, author and former 2013 city of Rockford mayoral candidate, has contacted our staff with exclusive excerpts from his forthcoming 2015 book, Rockford Confidential. Kleen briefly explained his forthcoming book to us: “Rockford Confidential is a fictional
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People To Creep: 👏 Bob LaBlaw 👏
The RKFDnews staff trolls the Northern IL’s anti-social media landscape each year for local celebrities to feature. 2020 is sure to be an exciting year for sharing memes, recipes, family photos, tasteless jokes, sarcastic hashtags, event invites, and political opinions.
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Rockford Ad Firm Celebrates Five Years In Business At Chili’s
Rockford, IL – Rockford area ad firm, Extinguished Inc., celebrated their five year anniversary as a business last week. The firm’s founding owners and life partners, Jerry Smith and Chad Ups, treated the staff to a half-day off by forcing
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I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A local carpenter who built homes with his bare hands for himself, his family, and friends. The first home he remembers building was at the
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