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Do not touch Poop.
Experts are learning more about how to contain the virus that has infected around 7,500 people in West Africa as you know something terrible always seems to find it’s way to Rockford so it is only a matter of time.
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Looking for Mr. Right
I am an egotistical, unbalanced, self absorbed, shallow, and vapid Rockfordian woman. I am looking for a man with money (lots of money) who will take care of me (but we wont have sex) and allow me to live a
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Woman hits Chicken in 1986 or 87
I found this on Craigslist and changed a few things it was funny to me … ROCKFORD—- I have been wanting to reach out for some time now and I have to say I still feel awful about this. I
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Sneak Peek – RKFDnews Releasing First Book
Rockford, IL – Y’all thought this was a joke. “Look at them jerking each other off behing their little computer screens.” Guess what, little proud ponies, the last laughs are on you. RKFDnews is releasing its first book. We are
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Local Guitar God Breaks Womans Face
Rockford, IL – A local guitar god got a little WWE on his date Friday night. She said “do whatever you want”, and he did. “I jumped off the bed and sat right on her face. I was having my 19th
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