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Local Woman has Mental breakdown at TEDx event..
This letter was sent to us from a local woman who attended a TEDx event in Bainsport IL last year, Dear RKFD News I am in a place that I find surreal. The events that took place at the TEDx
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Chasing Cars: How do you get your child to stop?
Rockford, IL – Do you have a problem with your child chasing cars? If your child continues to chase cars there is a very good chance he will soon get hit by one. This is a serious problem that needs to be addressed. It is best to try and avoid this nasty habit in the first place by not encouraging he or her to chase anything. How can you accomplish this?
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New Species Of Rabbit Discovered
Chemung, IL – Every stripper dreams of being discovered by talent agents leafing through their dressing romm’s panties drawer. If rabbits have such aspirations, consider them satisfied in Chemung, IL. Researchers from Wisconsin recently spotted a previously unknown species while randomly
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Unemployed Engineer Wakes Up From Dream To Share It With Internet
Rockford , IL – Local unemployed engineer, Ronald Donaldson, emailed RKFDNews.com about a dream he had this morning – that he also shared with his friend’s friends on facebook – that he now wants to share with all of us. Thank you, Mr. Donaldson, for sharing your dream with us. Read below for his transcript.
“Dear RKFD News,
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TEDx Event Will Inspire Locals To Continue Telling Stories To Each Other
Rockford, IL -TEDx – the popular online community site that inspires professional people (and lazy web surfers needing to get their day going if coffee doesn’t) to think with other peoples ideas – is coming to town! The TEDxRockford’s PR statement says, “the goal of TEDxRockford is to tell stories around the model’s four main themes: 21st Century Brainpower, Innovation and Entrepreneurship, Quality Connected Places, and Branding with New Narratives.” We thought locals were trying to do that for decades, but now we know that TED is listening to us!
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Eating Out Rockford: County Line Buffet brings freedom, fatness to local couple
Editor’s note: “Eating Out Rockford” is a bi-weekly feature on interesting places to dine & drink in Rockford. Ron Kites is not a food professional, and his opinions are not reflective of those on the RKFDNews Team, or RKFDNews Inc.
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