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Yahoo Finance Implies Rockford is #2 American City to be Done For… Duh
Rockford, IL – Yahoo Finance published a report listing 10 American cities that will not recover from the Great Recession. The irony is that Rockford never recovered from the late 70s-early 80s recession which began the four decade defeat of
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Symbol to get face lift. Why?
ROCKFORD, IL – Rockford’s big, red, ugly–we still can’t figure out what it is–sculpture will get a fresh coat of paint on Tuesday. Why? We don’t know. Symbol, which is located along the east bank of the Rock River south
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Local Church Has Huge Marketing Department, Local Ad Firm Owners React Violently
Rockford, IL – Local community church and cafe, Heart Lung Inc., showed off their huge creative department team on the popular public forum for sharing free info on the internet, Facebook. Today at a random hour, the church showed off
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RockfordMugshots.com Releases “Mugshots” Theme Song, Locals Upset That It’s Not Sung By Cheap Truck
Rockford, IL – The famous regional website, RockfordMugshots.com, hired Derby | Reynolds – THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™, to compose and record a theme song to release to the world wide internet earlier this week. The song “Rockford Mugshots Theme” was
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Channel 32 Fires Photographers & Videographers, Pays Part-Time Volunteers With Baseball Hats
Rockford, IL – The head news guy at Channel 32, Hearty Martman, announced that the news station will be effectively firing all full time videographers and photographers this weekend and replacing them with part-time, iPhone equipped, people who like hats
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Free Wagon Rides – City Market Party Returns to Downtown
ROCKFORD, IL – Rockford, IL’s fourth annual summer and early fall downtown party returns tomorrow for another ride–that is–free wagon rides home! To assist the weekly party goers that hit the downtown area for City Market Days every Friday, free
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