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Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our
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Local Lady Sick of Nepotism, Yells at Famous Rockford Facebook Page
Rockford, IL – Local woman, Christina Rice, wrote us a chilling story about her feelings for the city she lives in and the upcoming election it faces. Dear RKFDNEWS, I will not be voting to re-elect my city’s mayor because
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War Rages On: Local Broccoli Inventors Suffer Positivity Attack
Rockford, IL – War Rages On in Rockford, IL. The battle for Auto-Zone’s parking lot on North Main Street was the scene of defeat for the Logic Squadron this past weekend. John and his wife, Rinny Roderick – local Logic
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Bartender Promoted To Strudel Chef
Articles receiving overwhelming site traffic from targeted regional IPs auto-translate themselves to that region’s language. Th’ noo economah is bein’ recalculated t’noo heights in Rockfo’d, IL. No certificashun needed, a local man wakes up fum slin’in’ shots an’ gittin’ ev’ryone
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Wanda James Wakes Up With a Dream on MLK Day
UPDATE: January 22nd, 2013 Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com reported on Martin Luther King Jr’s Day below – January 21st, 2013 – that local woman, Wanda James, had awakened from a dream and a poem she had wanted to share with all
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2013 FIRST ROCKFORD BABY – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd
Rockford, IL – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd was the Rockford area’s first born baby at 12:00:08 AM on January 1st, 2013. The young male boy was born to a single father, Chadwhick Svaydohlberg the IInd. The wandering mother was
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