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Roscoe Man Wakes Up From Longest Dream Ever and Wants You to Know All About His Secret Weight Loss Plan
Rockford, IL – Sven Fromsbrow, 44 of Roscoe, woke up from the longest dream ever before the sun rose today. He dreamt for hours about finding the secrets to achieving weight loss and stuff. He’d like to share it with
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Rockford Entrepreneur Faces Tough Decision With Inheritance: Orange Lamborghini or Black Lamborghini?
Rockford, IL – A local man has a very tough decision coming up in a few months. Billy Newbaur can’t decide if he will he drive his orange or black Lamborghini to the next Transform Rockford meeting? Maybe you can decide for
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Rockford Mayor Changes Graduation Requirements Policy
Rockford, IL– Mayor Barry Morrison scored a political victory on June 5th when administration officials announced the city’s intention to scrap the current regulation of a graduating student from 12 years of schooling to just 5. Ultra-Orthodox aldermen and women, who
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Local man sets new Guinness World Record
ROCKFORD– A local man set a new world record for the most pets to a pony. Gordon Sparchyes petted a pony 138000 times before his hand gave out.. No more införmation will ever be available ….
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Man kisses Porcupine makes nose bleed
ROCKFORD– A man described as tall and thin kissed a porcupine in the woods behind Rhackford College today and made the poor little porcupine’s nose bleed.. No more information will ever be available,,
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RHA Rezones The Entirety of Rockford As Section 8, Renames City RHAckford
Rockford, IL – The plan to build 70 apartments for low-income residents on the city’s east side has transformed into an entirely new project. In early 2016, Rockford’s city leaders will sell the entire city to the Rockford Housing Authority for $1. All businesses,
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