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Portillo’s Cancels Local Restaurant Plans, Blames Rockford

Rockford, IL –  Portillo’s newest restaurant was supposed to be opening in Rockford this summer, but a press release from Portillo’s Restaurant Group released today shows otherwise. “We truly thank the citizens of Rockford for their enthusiasm and support of our Chicago-style

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Bachata Man Meets Childless Lady in Rockford

“Hi there. I’m looking for someone who will like to be my partner to learn to dance Bachata. I’m a 35 latin male. Obviously I’m looking for a female partner. Send me an e mail and I’ll send you my

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Man saves child from Shark

ROCKFORD—- A Rockford man vacationing in Mexico saved a small child who had wandered into the ocean Saturday morning.More on this story after we sip on some fruity ass rum drinks. If you are bored you can enjoy some limericks

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SUPER EXCITED FOR SLIDE INTO THE CITY

A young man plunged 6 stories Tuesday from a West Side high-rise, crashed through the windshield of a Lamborghini Sports car. – and lived to tell about it. “My leg! My leg!” Timothy Franklin, 22, screamed after an apparent suicide

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Rockford Art Seen, Beer Drank

Rockford, IL  – Staff photographer Max Bordell caught a few highlights from Friday night’s bi-annual, city-wide event, Rockford Art Seen, Beer Drank Festival.  Looks like lots of art was bought to help artists pay their bills. Art Seen, Beer Drank Festival continued

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Local News Outlets Are Finally Talking About Cheap Trick

Rockford, IL – City wide news agencies and the Rockford tourism bureau have finally decided to support hometown rock band, Cheap Trick. The news is being celebrated by all local TV, radio and newspaper outlets on the Forest City’s internet.  We have collected

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