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Lord Jesus Appears On The Rockford First Downtown Building
Rockford, IL – An image of the Son of God, Jesus Christ (who also happens to be Our Lord and Savior), appeared on The Rockford First City Downtown building this morning. Greg LeBurger and his lawyer friends were enjoying a nice
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Mustaches are stupid…..
ROCKFORD– Dear anyone (and everyone) who has ever considered cutting a mustache out of felt and putting it on, well, anything, It’s time to let go. Not only is your fascination with this variety of facial hair a little disturbing,
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Public Practice Hosts Parade
Rockford, IL – We here at RKFDNews hopes everyone attends Parade in downtown Rockford on Friday, June 13th. It’s being presented and curated by Iga Puchalska and Jason Judd of Public Practice. Parade is being hosted by its grand marshall, the fine artist Jesus Correa. It
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Ice Cream Man Robbed By Flame Throwing Man
Rockford, IL — An iced cream vendor told the RKFDnew.com noose team that he was robbed by a man with a flame thrower at about 5:40 p.m. Tuesday in the area of 12th Avenue and 6th Street. The Flame Thrower Man asked the ice cream man for all of his
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Bees Removed From City Hall but The Hornets Nest Remains In Downtown Rockford
Rockford, IL – A tree in front of The Rockford City Hall has been a home to 20,000 plus bees. They’ve been safely transported to a farm to make the honey, but the problem remains abuzz in downtown businesses. Hornets
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Tiger Woods Hosting Rockford Country Club’s Bingolf Event
Rockford, IL – According to reports on Stone and Double T’s Low Budget Morning Show today, Tiger Woods will be hosting the The 1st Annual Bingolf Tournament. It’s being held on August 30th, 2014, at Rockford’s prestigious country club, The Rockford Country Club,
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