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Locals Ask Simple Question: “How Do Fires Start In Downtown Rockford Vacant Buildings?”
Downtown Rockford leaders (lol, wealthy white people with property development interests) have answered a tough, simple, fact-seeking question on the internet, “How do fires start?” Before we reveal their answer, we have some facts provided to us by the NFPA
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6/25: Cause of Downtown Rockford Fire Revealed
Michael, a Magic Fire Dragon, is being blamed as the root cause of the horrific events that occurred on June 25th, 2017 in downtown Rockford, IL. Michael is a descendent of Gorak, Lord of the 6th Dimension, who has terrorized
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Rockford’s East Side Including Evil Downtown
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. I have a few points of contention with Rockford’s east side including evil downtown. So let’s begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the
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City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories
Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our pretty, positive, proud city. We have the story: Geese are like people. They shit what they eat, they eat what they shit. Geese are
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my mommy made me warm socks to share with tommy and greg at school
Rockford, IL – today was cold at school i share my socks with tommy and greg mommy made them
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Naked man Fire Burning stuff
For the second straight day,after a tragic downtown fire a naked man had to be chased down by police. Officers were sent to the area of Main Street and Chestnut Street for a motor vehicle accident with injuries around 12:43
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