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Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
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Dozens show up at polling facilities..
Rockford – The numbers are in from day one and they are big, dozens of people voted on the first day of early voting in Rockford the large crowds continued today “We really didn’t know what to expect. It was
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Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”
The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally conscious Facebookers. You’ve probably noticed many of your Facebook friends have ‘checked in’ at the Indian Rock Standing Reservation, while it’s more likely that
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Beware! Rockford Craigslist Add Seeks Pets For Fetish Porn
54/male/Rockford I’ve been experimenting with small rodents recently. It all started with my cousins pet mice. They’re so cute and cuddly! Then I decided to bite the bullet and try some larger critters. Gerbils and Hamsters were pretty easy. I
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Rockford Families Make Pretty Fall Photos Now (Winter Is Coming!) Hurry to Starbucks and Buy Grandé #PumpkinSpiceLatte! Take nice internet photos for Rockford Facebook
Rockford, IL— Families all over Rockford are visiting state parks and pretty areas with many trees and leaves—especially rich white people’s big back yards in nearby counties with cheaper property taxes—to take photos for the internet. Hurry now to capture Autumn
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Rare Pokemon Sightings at Sinnissippi Park
We thought The Pokemon Go craze was over but we were wrong, as the free-to-play mobile app has lost a lot of players Rockford is still going strong after last nights sighting of 3 rare Pokemon characters popped up in
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Facebook, Helping Grandma Stay Racist
The past ten years of social media advances have done a lot for Bigots, Racists and Geese. They’re no longer alone and afraid to honk, or afraid to marginalize an entire group of people, based on their race, gender identity
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