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Winnebago County OK’s Killing Thousands of Geese Starting December 6th
The human population in Rockford knows what winter means: freezing temperatures, bad road conditions, crippling depression and increased alcohol abuse. Most of us are used to it by now. However, most of us under the age of 75 can’t afford
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Remembering Larry, Rockford Public Servant and Geese Migration Activist
Rockford, IL — RKFDnews and its staff would like to extend our warmest sympathies to the community of of Rockford, and to downtown Rockford’s leaders, for losing one of its greatest activists for increasing geese migration to the downtown region,
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Canadian Geese Surprisingly Unapologetic For All Their Shit (NSFW)
Becky’s mad! Sarah’s pissed off! Ralph’s as salty as a French fry! We asked your fellow Rockfordians, with names you’re familiar with, how they feel about all the goose poop in Rockford. They’re pissed about the poo! They used lots
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Multiple Reports of an Angry “Poltergoose” Near Rock River
Rockford – As the fog rolled in, late Friday night, near the Nicholson Conservatory and Hardware Poké-Stop, low-pitched, angry honking was reported in a call made to RKFD News. They could- and perhaps should, have called the cops, but we
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Rockford – Wendy’s Restaurant Under Fire for “Ginger Discrimination”
Rockford, IL — Edgebrook Center, on the East side of Rockford, is cleaning up the ashes from last week’s Ginger Lives Matter riot. The riot, which took place after sunset on Saturday, is the first violent demonstration from the GLM,
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Rockford Authorities Bust Major Goose-Fighting Pit
Rockford, IL — Rockford area authorities took steps to shut down a goose fighting pit in the basement of City Hall on Friday afternoon after multiple undercover investigations by RDP (Rick’s Dream Police) and the RGA (The Rockford Goose Alliance) revealed criminal
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