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Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
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Rock River Certified Gluten Free
ROCKFORD, IL – Bill Andrews had a vision for the Rock River. While most didn’t see the big deal, Andrews wanted a healthier, more comfortable Rockford. “We’re hearing all the time on Dr. Oz and The Doctors how gluten *might
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Rockford’s Homeless Star Releases New Video & Song – My Dying City, By Johnny Emerald The IIIrd
Rockford, IL – Homeless singing star sensation, Johnny Emerald The IIIrd, released his first song and video of 2014 this week. “My Dying City” (above) is featured on the forthcoming, full-length, debut record titled, “Songs For The City I Sleep
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Mulligan’s Pub & Grill
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. There are organizations I truly despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They subvert time-tested societal norms. In case you can’t tell, I’m talking about Mulligan’s Pub & Grill here. In
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Community asks, “What’s that smell?” It’s Rockford, and it almost killed us last night.
Rockford, IL – It could have been so much worse. 150,000 citizens were toiling in Rockford last night when it happened. The poorly ventilated city experienced a build up of explosive human flatulence, which combusted unexpectedly. No one is sure why, but
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Entire City Declared a TIF District To Cure Rockford Depression
Rockford, IL – Getting the TIF District support you need plays a big role in lifting the fog of economic, emotional, and physical depression–and keeping the Rockford depression away. On your own, it can be difficult to maintain perspective and sustain
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Tony B’s Bread House Replaces Starbucks On East State St. In Early April
Rockford IL – Tony B’s Bread House is slated to open early this spring at the closed Starbucks location on East State Street. A shanty town of tents and tin roof huts have already been lining up in front of
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