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Popular Fake Baby Names To Consider – Part 1
Rockford, IL – Babies are being born everyday. In tough times, especially here in the land of opportunity–Rockford, IL–babies are being conceived everyday before they ever have a name because our friends, family and neighbors are running out of ideas to
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The Little Taco Who Do
A Story of Rockford Hope and Transformation Rockford, IL – When Taco John’s restaurant on North Main St. closed its doors in the dead of winter, The Little Taco was left outside to freeze to death and be eaten by Rockford’s
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Letter From The Editor: We Are Not The Onion and We Own A Yacht
Hello, it’s me again. I’m writing to you from a yacht off the coast of the Cayman Islands that Linda and I live on during these long, cold midwestern winters. It’s so warm here, and the people are nice, healthy,
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5 Ways To Be Successful in Rockford, IL To Help Rockford Become An American Kingdom Once Again
Rockford, IL – One of America’s leading civic pride gurus, Bart Starsling, gave a speech at the most recent Transgress Rockford vison session held in another fake church somewhere on the East Side of Rockford. The economic analyst used his
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Mysterious Illness Reported
ROCKFORD–The number of mystery illness cases affecting Rockford and it’s surrounding areas is growing. Wednesday, Rockford Department of Public Health spokesman Dr.Bernard Bishop confirmed the number rose to ten thousand overnight from a previous report of seven thousand. “Since we
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The Olympic Tavern
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. I was asked last week whether I was aware of some uneasiness which, it was said, existed in Rockford on account of the fifth world war between the Black-Italian
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