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Report: Rockford Baby’s First Word Shatters Centuries of Infant Behavior Skills
Rockford, IL – Centuries of infant behavior patterns came to a standstill in Rockford, IL last night for the proud parents of an 18 month old daughter. Jay and Gordon Fernandez were playing with their baby Heather when she muttered
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Watham Tap (Elmer Fudd Translation)
“The Latham Tap,” originally published by Kate Menstraight. Translation of original article by Elmer Fudd, exclusive to RKFDnews.com. Kate’s Compwaint Cownew Wettews of honest compwaints fwom an honest Kate. Dewe awe owganizations I twuwy despise. Dey wack mowaws, chawactew, and honesty. Dey
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Th’ Olympic Tavahn (Redneck Translation)
“The Olympic Tavern,” originally published by Kate Menstraight. Translation of original article translated by Johnny Redneck of Rockford, IL, below. Ah was axed last week whether ah was aware of some uneasiness which, it was said, existed in Rockfo’d on
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Report: City Leaders Launch Online Campaign To Increase Offline Sexy Time
Rockford, IL – Online positivity has been heavily trending throughout Rockford’s business and city government sectors since 2012 to increase the community’s emotional tweets, posts, videos and internettting stuff on social media. The city wide effort for celebrating the city’s
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Famous Rockford Mommy Makes Cookies For Child’s Classroom
Rockford, IL – Famous Rockford mommy blogger and self-taught graphic designer, Shelly, released a public service announcement on her website today that she made cookies for her daughter’s class to help Transform Rockford. Shelly is currently separated from her famous
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Rockford Daylight Hours Goes Into Effect Tonight
Rockford, IL – This is a public service reminder from RKFDnews.com to the residents of Winnebago County to set back their clocks one hour tonight at midnight. City officials declared March 26th as the official day for the citizens of Rockford,
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