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School Board Dividing New Mega Schools According to Nationality for Rick Springfield’s Efficiency
Rockford, IL – RPS205309 (the Rockford Public School District) representatives have been trying to explain to the community that the recent announcement of 9 schools being closed in the next year will be better for efficiency stuff and things, stats,
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9 Schools and 2 Grocery Stores Closing Replaced by 3 Fast Food Restaurant Dreams
Rockford, IL – The community of Rockford in Illinois has rallied behind terrible (but funny) recent news this month that nine public schools and two corporate Schnucks (formerly the locally owned Loglis and Hilander) grocery stores are closing by thinking
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Lombardi & Venetian Clubs Host Mother’s Day Weekend Bingo Fish Fry Tournament
Rockford, IL – Two of Rockford’s premier social clubs–the Lombardi and Venetian–have hooked up to host the 1st Annual Mother’s Day Bingo Fish Fry Tournament. The event is open to the public this Friday through Sunday, May 9th-11th, children and
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Rockford Area Leaders Bid for Portillo’s Ownership
Rockford, IL – The announcement of Portillo’s going up for sale last week has interested the midwest’s premier business leaders. The Cities of Rockford and Loves Park along with leaders from Transform Rockford, the Villages of Machesney Park, Rockton and
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New Chick-fil-A Construction To Boost Route 173 Traffic & Economy
Machesney Park, IL – New construction is underway out on Route 173 again. The popular shopping route will get a boost when the new Chick-Fil-A opens up this summer. It joins Starbucks, Chili’s, Buffalo Wild Wings, Tom and Jerry’s, Chipotle, Long
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Rockford Area Hospitals Approved For Video Poker Machines
Rockford, IL – The City of Rockford’s Monday night coffee and complaints council’s weekly meeting approved the addition of video poker machines to all local hospitals. The plan aims to help the city and county cut back its debts. If
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