Breaking News

School Board Dividing New Mega Schools According to Nationality for Rick Springfield’s Efficiency

School Board Dividing New Mega Schools According to Nationality for Rick Springfield’s Efficiency

Rick Springfield loves RockfordTommy Tutone loves RockfordRockford, IL – RPS205309 (the Rockford Public School District) representatives have been trying to explain to the community that the recent announcement of 9 schools being closed in the next year will be better for efficiency stuff and things, stats, or whatever.

Louis Debbs, head of something financially vague with the school board said, “School Board to Demolish Neighborhood Schools, Divide New Mega Schools According to Nationality for Rick Springfield’s Efficiency.”  RKFDnews asked Dobbs what he meant, “You know, help the Rockford feel better.  Rick has nice hair.  All of Rockford should have nice hair.

In related local news, Rick Springfield–the 1980s heartthrob / soap star / and pop singer–told RKFDnews that he consistently has to explain to fans from the Rockford region that Tommy Tutone wrote the hit song “867-5309 / Jenny.”  Springfield added, “WTF? I don’t know Jenny,” but I knewJessie’s Girl” quite well. I’ve known a few Rockford mommies, too.  Sing with me, baby.

Dr. Levon Schofield, the former RPS205309 school board director is laughing at her former employer, the city, and community from afar.  True story!

You and Jay and PR Etc. and KMK Media will learn more when we know less or whatever.™  

– Gilbert Grebner

18out of 5
17out of 5
Visitors Vote
0out of 5


4.45 out of 5

Tags assigned to this article:
rick springfieldrockford schools closingrps205

Related Articles

World Vaping Championships coming to Rockford.

ROCKFORD- Rockford was chosen to hold the World Vaping Championship in 2015 but it all depends if the new hotels

Top 10 Ways To Rockford Yourself

These are 10 ways to acknowledge that you are Rockfording yourself and might need help sooner than later. Please remember

Winnebago County OK’s Killing Thousands of Geese Starting December 6th

The human population in Rockford knows what winter means: freezing temperatures, bad road conditions, crippling depression and increased alcohol abuse.

No comments

Write a comment
No Comments Yet! You can be first to comment this post!

Write a Comment

Thank you for spending time with us on the internet. Please waste more time and energy by sharing your internet emotions below:

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.