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Rockford SWAT Team Uncovers Broken Dreams at Golden Corral Buffet & Grill
Rockford, IL – The RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) sent in a SWAT team to the Golden Corral buffet restaurant on Perryville Road last night. What began as a nice team building meal for the squad turned into a table of tears by the
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Mission Accomplished: Symbol Relocated Back Downtown
Rockford, IL – The large, red (or orange), metal dildo on the bike pack, Symbol, has returned to its adopted home in downtown Rockford. The public sculpture was forced away from downtown three and a half decades ago after originally being abandoned
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Morrissey: Rockford Officially Transformed
ROCKFORD, IL – With the City Council’s vote to approve a partnership with Gorman & Co. to renovate the Ziock Building in downtown Rockford and the announcement of Amtrak service between Rockford and Chicago starting in 2015, Mayor Larry Morrissey
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2014 State of the City Address – Rockford, IL (Redneck Translation)
Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrison hosted his 9th annual State of the City Address at the Coronado Theater in Rockford, IL last night. If you missed it, below is a Redneck translation of the original transcript. Click here to
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2014 State of the City Address – Rockford, IL
Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrison hosted his 9th annual State of the City Address at the Coronado Theater in Rockford, IL last night. If you missed it, below is the transcript. To read the Redneck translation, click here. To
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City of Rockford Designates Wednesdays as Baby Heather Day!
Rockford, IL – The City of Rockford quickly honored the historic event that occurred at Jay and Gordon Fernandezes’ household last night when their daughter, Baby Heather, mutter her first word, “Rockford.” (Click Here To Read) Mayor Barry Morrison’s office released
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