Meet The Falsteems – Beautiful Family Enjoys Breakfast Downtown

Rockford, IL – Beatrice Falsteem and her husband Jerry woke up to surprise the kids.  “I said to Jerry last night, if the weather is nice, let’s take the kids downtown to eat breakfast and maybe visit a bookstore afterwards.”

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REA (Rockford Education Association) Plot Next Teachers Strike

Rockford, IL – The city’s largest employer, RPS205 (Rockford Public School District 205), have been pretty quiet since their last strike in 2011.  The Chicago Teachers strike in 2012 caused many to act out in jealousy which we covered, click

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Lays Looks to Rockford For New Flavors

ROCKFORD, IL – Lays Taytoe Chips recently introduced three new regional chip flavors that are challenging their classic BBQ, Sour Cream & Onion, and Salt & Vinegar varieties for the world’s most delicious ethnic Taytoe Chip. The famous snack company searched

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Misery Loves Your City’s Cream Puffs: Chief Tchad Beale’s State of The City’s Address to the Mayor and it’s Community’s Aspiring Cream Puffs

  Rockford, IL – Editor and tribal leader of RKFDNews.com, Chief Tchad Beale, provides a state of the city address response to the Mayor and to the miserably original City of Rockford. Dear Poor People of Rockford, IL,   I

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The Beauty of Barry: Sweet Peas

Hi, it’s me again, Rockford.  I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town.  Let me share another secret for pouty lips: Sweet Peas. My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God, Barry, your lips are

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SupplyCorn Moves to Rockford

Rockford, IL –  Let us give a warm welcome to SupplyCorn™.  They’ve relocated their headquarters to downtown Rockford all the way from Newton, Iowa.  This new and exciting company is responsible for making corn soup packets and other corn related

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