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Lady Arrested For Poisoning Family With Homemade Lasagna
Rockford, IL – Ginger Bred, 51 year old mother of three and once-proud wife of her husband John Bred, was arrested for poisoning her family with homemade lasagna this week. Mrs. Bred is currently being institutionalized in Joliet, IL because
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Elderly Woman Stabbed on Far West Side
At least 14 pieces of toast were battered this morning and one elderly woman named Vince was stabbed on the Far West Side. No other information is available and we do not really care because today is our one year
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Rockford Leaders Call Angelina Jolie For Help
Rockford, IL – Word from City Hall has the village of Rockford, IL celebrating great news tonight. Local leaders including Mayor Barry Morrisson have told RKFDNews.com that they FaceTimed and Skype Chatted with Angelina Jolie’s humanitarian representatives today with regards
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Popular Rockford Mommy Makes More Cookies For Her Little Pumpkins and Hubby
Rockford, IL – Cookies are in the Autumn air around Rockford. Rockford smells so delicious. Earlier this week we reported that Mrs.Jill DeContonio baked a nice batch of cookies for her son Don and his friends to end Labor Day
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New City Poll Reveals Rockfordians Are, In Fact, Insane
Poll HAHAHA What games did you most like to play outside in the summer of 69 with Bryan Adams? Kick the cat. Hoprob. Jump your neighbor. Porchdrunk Methyland Windows and Ladders. Punch a Rockford Paparozzi Prophet Definition of POLLtarde HAHAHA 1
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Big Spoonful Go Bye Bye Into Baby’s Mouth and Rockford Park District Needs More Volunteers For Jobs Not Workers
Rockford, IL – What a big spoonful that little baby took into it’s little mouth by it’s mommy at Egg Harbor Restaurant in Rockford this morning! Linda Cherrystone, a 22 year old single mom, gathered with her Thursday morning friends
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