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Bill 778 Heading For Approval

ROCKFORD, IL – The people have screamed about crime and yelled at bikers this season. Now, because of the demand for action, Durand lawmakers are heading further down the food chain and targeting the sometimes lovable, sometimes vicious, but always

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Goldfish Finally Realizes He Can Go Nowhere In Life

ROCKFORD, IL – A goldfish realized that he can go nowhere and he will die in a small see-thru glass home in Rockford of Illinois in a special bullet-proof aquarium called your mind.  More on this incredible heart breaking story

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Poetry Contest Heats Up!

ROCKFORD, IL – Thank you to everyone for all the wonderful poems that have been submitted about Rockford, Illinois, in our 1st Annual RKFD Noose Poems Contest.  Below are are four submissions we received.  One is from our own staff member, Jay Vannigan,

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Prostitutes and Baby Throwing

ROCKFORD, IL – Six  older women were arrested Thursday night and Friday morning in a prostitution sweep within areas of the city where complaints of prostitution and baby throwing were reported: Larie T. Robine, 68, felony prostitution unlawful weapon; Brianella

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Bird Flu Season is upon us.

ROCKFORD, IL – A girl of five is being treated in a Rochellian hospital in the first case of H767334N96453332 “bird flu” reported by Midwest Official Flu & Virus Unit #98. The child, whose parents are poultry traders by day

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Purple Lion Attacks Children

Rockford, IL – With a fresh pot of coffee in her hand, Krystal Evoloafredrick explained why she likes her cafe being so small. “In a normal place, I’d have to walk around all day,” she says. “Here, I just stand in

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