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Election 2016: RKFDnews Endorses Gorak, Lord of the Sixth Dimension

Rockford, IL — RKFDnews proudly endorses Gorak, Lord of the sixth dimension, for President of the United States.  We believe he will help all of us with Making Rockford great for America on the Internet again. We spoke to Gorak today

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Rockford’s #1 Mexican Restaurant Delivers Sad News

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Rockford, IL – Rockford’s favorite Mexican restaurant(s), Taco Bell, is leaving the region.  Taco Bell’s North American CEO, Steven “Nevets” Gomez, released a statement confirming the sad news: “We keep on winning the Rockford Register Star’s Best of Rockford readers

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Many Locals Report Foul Manure Smell From Downtown Has Permeated Over The Entire City of Rockford

Rockford, IL — Here is an unbelievably true story we read on the internet yesterday that was initiated by one of our favorite local artists. Poop stinks, and oh boy, the smell of poop has permeated throughout Rockford. We here

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ALDERMEN VOTE TO APPROve INERNTEAT SPANDINg MAKE ROASKCORD LOOKA GOOD!

ALDERMEN APPROVE FACEBOOK SPENDING ROKFOARD LOOK NICE ON INERTNESS! #goROaKCOSFORD lol thankFUL#

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Ex-Girlfriends, New Boyfriend Attacks Ex-Girlfriends old Boyfriend

TRUE NEWS FROM ROCKFORD SCANNER DOT COM YOU HEARD IT THERE FIRST ON THE INTERNET SHARE THE VIBES PRAY FOR ROCKFORD #PRAY4ROCKFORD

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Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy

Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable

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