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Study Proves That Making Less Money Equals Less Happiness and More Death
Rockford, IL – The Winnebago Department of Health, Transformation of Emotions and Demographic Awareness released the report to a controversial study today. The 760 page document was put together by county scientists, physicians and economists who studied the emotional and
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Rockford Named Jizz City, USA
Rockford, IL – America’s contributions to world culture includes jazz, baseball (debatable), soda pop, Levis, the Simpsons, Baywatch, commercialized evangelism, hip-hop, country-pop music (the bad kind, circa 1985 to present) , hillbilly pride, ebonics, cheap beer, skunk weed, porn and
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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes
Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years. Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40
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Jawbone Found Behind Heater Has It’s Own Story
ROCKFORD – Old World dentistry and witchcraft has been discovered in a 6,500-year-old human jawbone. A dollop of beeswax was found on the human jawbone that appears to be the earliest evidence of a dental filling. The jawbone was discovered in
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“Rockford Positivity” Candles Now Available – Light Up Your Dark Life & Negative Nights
Rockford, IL – Our second “Serious Noose” trophy goes to Candle Crest Soy Candles, located in scenic Rockford, IL. The local small business unveiled their “Rockford Positivity” candles today on the internet. The excitement took over our noose staff. The
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Poork Town: Artist Stabbed By Angry Eat-Local Lady Fan After Enjoying Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits
[hr] Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor, and proud. [hr] Rockford, IL – Extremely famous Rockord artist, Randy Warballs, was
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