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Local Ad Firm Owner Decides To Become a Pony

Local Ad Firm Owner Decides To Become a Pony
Ray Gramcracker loves pink ponies so much that he became one just like his friend, Mister Meerasake.

Ray Gramcracker loves pink ponies so much that he became one just like his friend, Mister Meerasake.

Rockford, IL – Local ad firm owner and internet-mobster, Ray Gramcracker, has decided to become a pink pony with his free time.

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– Chief Tchad Beale


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