Breaking News
Bye bye 2021 happy 2022 rockford smells still New Year: Covid Update
People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms
...0I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A
...0City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories
Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our
...0Locals Reminisce of Burnt Building That Has Sat Vacant Since 1978
Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
...0Expired Pasta Sauce Melts Furniture Beams at Downtown’s Huge West Side Ristorante
Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific
...0Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”
The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally
...0
Rockford Shows Up To Eat Beef; Locals Still Can’t Find Reasons to Vote
Rockford, IL – To those of you who have been contemplating about stopping by the new Portillo’s on East State Street: Don’t wait.
Part of the joy in going now and waiting in a long line (inside or in the drive-thru) is seeing the amount (and types) of people in our community who show up for fast food, but won’t show up on election day to vote.
Do yourselves a favor, stop by Portillo’s drive-thru to order a few items. (They actually created 200 jobs in less than 4 months. The same amount of jobs a downtown amateur sports thing promises us to provide by, oh, 2018… or? Who knows, math is a mystery train passing in the night when it comes to downtown Rockford projects.)
Once done there, hit Kate’s Pie Shop in the old Barnes and Noble location, now a Public Library, too. Delicious Pecan Pie, you’ll thank us for the tip. Take your beef and pie downtown to enjoy at any hornets nest location (Wired, Octane, etc.). Buy a cup of coffee, sit back, enjoy the buzz!
In the hornets nest is where you’ll find our proud, elected officials scheming up new creative projects with their elitist, private sector business friends and public charity moles. Many of those projects rely on you, the volunteer, to provide free labor and time towards. The New Economy in motion at our expense, and a downtown Rockford renaissance in motion! Everyone else is paying for it but our leaders.
(Maybe you’ll get lucky by spotting a Lamborghini driving up and down State St. True stuff– exciting times are going on in downtown Rockford for czars, slaves, serfs and freemen.)
Anyway. We got nothing else. Celebrate yourselves, transform stuff, smile, be positive, dream of trains, hotels and casinos, amateur sports–repeat, AMATEUR sports– eat a bag of dicks and continue to stay home on election day, Rockford.
– George Brawn
Related Articles
Rockford Named #5 Best City for Millennials in 2014
Rockford, IL – Thank you to Michael H. of Rockford, IL, for this positive noose story tip. Finally, a list
Young Mother of Two Assaulted at Gun Point on Bike Today, True Story
Rockford, IL – This isn’t noose to many of you, but a young mother of two was threatened at gun
Pope Coming to Rockford
Rockford grant me the strength to handle life’ ups and downs, And to be horny all the time even when
Thank you for spending time with us on the internet. Please waste more time and energy by sharing your internet emotions below: