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Free Labor Jobs Disguised as “Volunteer” Positons Discovered In Hopeless, Poor, Unemployed City
Rockford, IL – Local businesses are finally seeking qualified individuals for filling job positions again. A few job requirement catches you must fulfill: You must have a great attitude, hard work ethics, abilities to smile through snow and rain, know
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Coffee With Dr. Levon Schofield
Chief Tchad Beale Enjoys Rockford Flavored Coffee With RPS205’s Ex School District Leader, Dr. Schofield. “I saw opportunities to enjoy coming to and leaving Rockford at Rockford’s own expense. Thank you!” Chief Tchad Beale = RKFD | Dr. Levon Schofield
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Mayor Morrison Reveals Campaign Truck
Rockford, IL – The election race for Rockford’s mayor heated up today when Mayor Barry Morrisson revealed his 2013 campaign truck. The election is on April 9th, 2013 which gives the other candidates–Republican, Michael Kleen, and Democrat, James Hughes–at least
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House Fire on the Far East Side
Rockford, IL – A house fire on the Far East Side claimed the life of a dog, three birds and a small cat. No other information is available.
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Gay Marriages Between Hemis and Hillbillies Approved
Rockford, IL – A landmark event occurred in the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Defeats, Sounds, and Visions. City council men and a few voters reached an agreement on gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Rockford Hillbillies. The unanimous approval
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Firemen Chase Man In Shark Suit
Rockford, IL– Local Firefighters responding to a bogus heart attack call on the Far West Side noticed a man–possibly a politician–in a shark suit knocking on doors and peering into windows. RKFDFCFP (Rockford Forest City Fire Prevention) agents chased him
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