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Coffee With Dr. Levon Schofield

Chief Tchad Beale Enjoys Rockford Flavored Coffee With RPS205’s Ex School District Leader, Dr. Schofield. “I saw opportunities to enjoy coming to and leaving Rockford at Rockford’s own expense. Thank you!” Chief Tchad Beale = RKFD  |  Dr. Levon Schofield

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RPSDD 205 Lowers High School Athletes’ GPA To Raise Better Linemen, Fullbacks, and some Tight Ends

Rockford, IL – According to ESPN‘s popular news show, “Outside The Lines“, the miserably hilarious Rockford Public School District of Dreams 205 (RPSDD205) came up with a solution for raising future NFL defensive and offensive lineman, a few middle linebackers and a decent

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Bears’ Charles Tillman Fighting Fumbling Baby Urges

Peanuts Tillman Working With Rockford School District’s Famous Psychotherapist, The Great Paul, To Cure Baby Fumbling Urges Star Defense Person Causes Fumbles On The Field, But Can He Stop Urges To Make Wife Fumble New Baby? Our new sports reporter,

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Mitt Romney Promises To End Cheetos Epidemic

Rockford, IL – For those who witnessed the second presidential debate last night there were many important topics on their mind. Not only ones that we are dealing with as a nation but also ones that affect us here, in our local community. One such topic is the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Epidemic of 2012.

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