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Transform Rockford Tee Shirt Campaign!
Transform Rockford on your body with this proud Tee shirt to proclaim how transformed you are! Wear your pride, humans, wear it for Rockford!
Let’s raise a few dollars to help Transform Rockford, a grass-roots, local non-profit organization founded and funded by a few of the region’s lonely millionaires! If we sell 10 shirts to meet the campaign goal, we’ll give the profits of those 10 shirts to Transform Rockford! If we sell more than 10 shirts, our staff is going to have a pizza party because we do what we do for free–Rockford style!
Here’s a snapshot of the profits breakdown from the sales goal of 10 shirts. (We know how hard math is for you, the community of Rockford, IL, but try. Please try to understand how much good we can do to transform your state of mind into a plate of mashed potatoes if you let us break your noose.)
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