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If Rockford were to say “NO” to DERBY | REYNOLDS – THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™, how much would that help our local economy? What do you think?
Rockford, IL – A major online social disease about THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING’S™ impact on the poor Rockford region broke out like herpes on Facebook dot com this past week. What a horrible week in the YOU$A™ overall. The community
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Team Positivity Attacks RKFD News on Facebook with Internet Emotions!
Rockford, IL – The war between Rockford, IL’s, Get Positive Battalion and the Universe’s Logic Army squared off for a rap battle on facebook in the last 24 hours. We were there to witness it because Team Positive attacked dour
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Mayor Morrison Reveals Campaign Truck
Rockford, IL – The election race for Rockford’s mayor heated up today when Mayor Barry Morrisson revealed his 2013 campaign truck. The election is on April 9th, 2013 which gives the other candidates–Republican, Michael Kleen, and Democrat, James Hughes–at least
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Misery Loves Real Original Vison (or) Excellence Never Looked This Good
Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrisson of Rockford, IL, unleashed his 2013 marketing campaign last week to universal applause. “Vison. Leadership. … Results,” proclaims his marketing material. Our staff rose from our chairs, clapped, hung our heads in defeat and
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Leon Sandcastle Confused By Big Mayan Mistake
Rockford, IL – 2012 should have meant the inevitable end of the world to all human life as we know it. Scholars, scientists, and local astrology fanatics were convinced it was the end. “But it wasn’t. That’s what’s so messed
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Morning-After Results: Bears Win On Chad & Jenny’s Date Night
Rockford, IL – The Chicago Bears played the Dallas Cowboys in Texas last night. Meanwhile in Rockford, IL, Jenny Livingston went on a date with Chad Anderson. The young couple enjoyed their second date together at Social in downtown Rockford.
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