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Rockford, IL – He is known to us only as Dale. A resident of Loves Park, Dale has been making a living as an air conditioner repairman for over a decade now. But how does an air conditioner repairman afford a
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Nintendo’s Mario Beat Up By Video-Game-Racists & Film Crew
Rockford, IL – According to the very popular, local, celebrity crime reporters, Rockford Scanner, something ridiculous went down on the corner of Perryville and East State today. Something too true to be good enough for us to make up. The
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Man Stabbed By Well-Dressed Men, No One Cares
Rockford, IL – A local man was stabbed several times Saturday morning around the 400 block of Acorn St.. William N. Trinidad III was waiting for the bus Saturday morning when he was approached by a group of young, well-dressed,
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Restaurant Gives Huge Incentives
ROCKFORD, IL – A local restaurant is giving it’s largest customers incentives to come in and get bigger. “Chick-A-Doo is not concerned with our city’s obesity problem. They are giving away free meals for customers over 350 lbs.,” says a thin
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Couple Attacked by Real Original Rockford Area Musician
Rockford IL — Local music lovers, Greg and Harriet Starks, were enjoying a nice night out by listening to live music in Rockford on Thursday night. Harriet asked a local guitar player from popular local band, The 420s, Timmy Swansonstein,
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ArtSeen begins, offends tonight
ROCKFORD, IL – East Rockford will be abuzz tonight with local sculptors, painters, and other fringe artists as they fill East Rockford stores and shops with art. The rapidly growing, vibrant art scene in Rockford was shaken a bit by
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