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Free Baptisms, Free Music, BYODC, Tonight!
BYODC: Bring your own dry clothes, 7pm tonight. Rockford, IL – Tonight, at 7pm, at Heartland Community Church in Rockford, IL, there will be free baptisms, music and more. Coffee will have to be paid for, we think, we don’t
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Locals Debate Romney-Obama Debate At Stop-N-Go
Rockford, IL – A debate about the first Romney – Obama debate went down at Stop-N-Go on North Main St. in Rockford, IL today. Local man, Terry Chadwick, stopped in for the newspaper and coffee to find himself in the
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Operation Bear Sex Sting Successful
ROCKFORD, IL -Dozens of people who thought they were paying a man dressed up like a bear for sex ended up in handcuffs as part of an undercover sting on the West Side. Sixteen men and fifty two women were arrested
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Several Homes Burned By College Students
ROCKFORD, IL – Crowds of angry college students attacked people with pitch forks and burned several homes Sunday in Durand, IL. The protest-semi-riot began after a link of a vanilla ice cream cone was posted on The Fazebook, and the link
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Morning-After Results: Bears Win On Chad & Jenny’s Date Night
Rockford, IL – The Chicago Bears played the Dallas Cowboys in Texas last night. Meanwhile in Rockford, IL, Jenny Livingston went on a date with Chad Anderson. The young couple enjoyed their second date together at Social in downtown Rockford.
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President’s Bus Drives Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
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