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Study Proves That Making Less Money Equals Less Happiness and More Death
Rockford, IL – The Winnebago Department of Health, Transformation of Emotions and Demographic Awareness released the report to a controversial study today. The 760 page document was put together by county scientists, physicians and economists who studied the emotional and
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Mr. Lothario Makes a Rockford Pizza For Mr. Strumwell
Rockford, IL – James Lothario took the day off to make a Rockford Pizza according to his neighbor, Joseph Dontel Strumwell. Strumwell came home for lunch to find Mr. Lothario in his kitchen using his family’s wood-brick oven. The two
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Time is Irrelevant According to Vacationers
Rockford, IL – Gerry and Mary Lornestraps spent the new year holiday in Rockford, IL visiting family and friends. “The thing we enjoy the most about spending time in Rockford is that it’s irrelevant. Time appears to be very irrelevant
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WINTER IS COMING!
Tomorrow it will be cold outside.Here are some interesting myths about cold weather. Myth #1: You should put hot water on your windshield to help get the frost off According to Larry down at the Mobeel Gas Station if there’s
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Ron Kites’ Best of Rockford 2013
Hello, everyone. I’m Ron Kites and it’s been another great year for Rockford. Here are are my top two Best of Rockford 2013 awards. Best Rockford Cafes of 2013: All of the Starbucks located within a 4 mile radius on
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