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Passion & Hard Work Will Not Open Doors Without Crumbling Your Rockford Cornbread Into Positivity Pudding
Coffee With Chief Tchad Letters From Our Editor, Chief Tchad Beale Hello, Rockford, it’s been awhile since we’ve talked. It’s me again, Chief Tchad Beale. I am one of the most powerful internet men in the United States of Your City
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The Rock River
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. In this week’s column I’m not going to discuss Rock River’s prior wrongdoings. Instead, I intend to focus only on Rock River’s current, craven epigrams. It may help if I
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Chick Filet to Open New Location Downtown
Rockford, IL – “Before we even opened our door, we received such overwhelming support with fans camping out in well below zero temperatures proving people in Rockford can’t get enough fried food. It’s hard to ignore Rockford’s need for chain
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Local Swedish Man Likes Big Butts and He Can Not Lie
Rockford, IL – It took awhile for local native, Gerald Hennsliss, to realize what set him apart from other Swedish men at the Rockford YMCA. “I found myself losing focus in the gym. Whether I was pumping weights or shooting
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Animal advocate to chain herself to tree for the dogs
BELOIT- Animal shelter manager Heather Furman wanted to bring attention to the struggle dogs have in the freezing temperatures we have been having in the Midwest by tying herself to a tree to show onlookers the plight of dogs left
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Mr. Lothario Makes Another Pizza For Mr. Strumwell
Rockford, IL – As reported last week, James Lothario took another day off to make a Rockford Pizza according to his neighbor, Joseph Dontel Strumwell. Strumwell came home again for lunch to find Mr. Lothario in his kitchen–AGAIN–using his family’s wood-brick
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