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Mr. Lonnie Torenstein Shares Weekend Plans
Rockford, IL – Lonnie Torenstein, 39 year old Rockford native, wanted to share his weekend plans with our staff and you the readers: “This has been one heck of a tough work week, and I am very much looking forward
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Hungry Burglars Hit Dominos and Subway
Several hungry burglars attacked local businesses just before midnight tonight. Children riding their bikes after curfew on a school night down N. Main St. in Rockford witnessed 2 starving crooks throwing bricks through the window of the Dominos at 2922 N Main St….
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Johnny Emerald the IIIrd Releases Love Songs to Symbol and Rockford
Rockford, IL – Johnny Emerald the IIIrd is a self taught song writer, poet, and musician from Rockford, IL who also happens to live on the streets that he sings about. Emerald the IIIrd is homeless, too. Zach Staas, recording engineer
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Local Celebrity and Founder of Rockford Scanner Releases Personal Website
Rockford, IL – Over 40,000 people in the Rockford area have gravitated towards RockfordScanner.com for misspelled and inaccurate details on the hour. It’s something the Onion came up with years ago but real. Real, original Rockford real. That kind. Founder and
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Oprah Attacks Small Child
“If a tree falls in Rockford and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is a philosophical thought experiment that raises questions regarding observation and knowledge of reality. If you are reading this and want
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