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Free Labor Jobs Disguised as “Volunteer” Positons Discovered In Hopeless, Poor, Unemployed City
Rockford, IL – Local businesses are finally seeking qualified individuals for filling job positions again. A few job requirement catches you must fulfill: You must have a great attitude, hard work ethics, abilities to smile through snow and rain, know
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Coffee With Dr. Levon Schofield
Chief Tchad Beale Enjoys Rockford Flavored Coffee With RPS205’s Ex School District Leader, Dr. Schofield. “I saw opportunities to enjoy coming to and leaving Rockford at Rockford’s own expense. Thank you!” Chief Tchad Beale = RKFD | Dr. Levon Schofield
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Man Dressed in Bunny Suit Stabbed
ROCKFORD, IL – A Man dressed in a bunny suit was stabbed by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers Saturday night. The Man attacked 3 children and a dog with candy and treats around supper time. Sources say it was
Read MoreCarp Training Available 0
ROCKFORD- Midwestern Carp Trainer Academy is a cutting-edge program designed to give you the skills needed for a successful career in the Carp training field. This program is created and taught by professional trainers with extensive experience. This 5-day training workshop is
Read MoreMap of Most Fertile Forest City Crime Region Revealed 0
Rockford, IL – A map revealing the most fertile crime region in the city of Rockford, IL, was released by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) earlier today. The areas on the map highlighted in pink show the highest amount of crime. Crime
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Peter Venkman Endorses Kleen and Hughes’ Mayoral Campaigns
Rockford, IL – Dr. Peter Venkman, professional Ghostbuster, threw his endorsement hat into the 2013 Rockford Mayoral race for both Michael Kleen and Jim Hughes. Each are running for Mayor Barry Morrisson’s prized throne. “I see great opportunities to fight
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