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Mayor Morrison Reveals Campaign Truck
Rockford, IL – The election race for Rockford’s mayor heated up today when Mayor Barry Morrisson revealed his 2013 campaign truck. The election is on April 9th, 2013 which gives the other candidates–Republican, Michael Kleen, and Democrat, James Hughes–at least
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House Fire on the Far East Side
Rockford, IL – A house fire on the Far East Side claimed the life of a dog, three birds and a small cat. No other information is available.
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Gay Marriages Between Hemis and Hillbillies Approved
Rockford, IL – A landmark event occurred in the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Defeats, Sounds, and Visions. City council men and a few voters reached an agreement on gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Rockford Hillbillies. The unanimous approval
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Rochellian Man Goes Craysee In Dixon
Dixon, IL – A Rochellian man has been arrested for allegedly waving a sharpened deer skull at law enforcers who were investigating a report about unruly conduct at a relative’s trailer in Dixon, Illinois, yesterday. The sheriff’s department spokesman, Monsignor
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Your City, Your Story, Not Ours: “Heyyyyy!!!”
Rockford, IL -Internet videos by Rockford area locals are helping the community feel better about the realities of life. Here begins our first initial installment in the Your City, Your Story, Not Ours division of RKFDNEWS.com. Please visit YourCityYourStory.com to
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Firemen Chase Man In Shark Suit
Rockford, IL– Local Firefighters responding to a bogus heart attack call on the Far West Side noticed a man–possibly a politician–in a shark suit knocking on doors and peering into windows. RKFDFCFP (Rockford Forest City Fire Prevention) agents chased him
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